Not this website, that's for damn sure.
Fun Me Facts:
I've never broken a bone
In 2nd grade I could fit a banana in my mouth
Presently, I can get half a soda can in there
I have no gag reflex
I have all four of my wisdom teeth
I can double-cross my legs
I still have my tonsils
I love to read manuals and pamphlets
I am guilty of all seven deadly sins... and I'd do them all again.
The pursuit of Happiness. All else is tertiary.