-A Note From God-
Everything hosted on this website is the original work of myself except for the hacked NAMBLA site, the penny-arcade cartoon, and anything annotated as such. View it to your heart's content but don't steal/copy/plagarize/use/take any of my stuff as that would make me mad. If you have questions, comments, errata or whatnot to tell me about, feel free to contact me.

This page is to be viewed at 1024x768 or higher, if you're running lower than that, go away. I've kept the page standardized, but unfortunately IE is about the only browser that supports everything I've used, consequently, if you want to see the page how I see it, use IE- give up, Microsoft won. Of course, even with IE there are occasional problems, if something looks weird, hit reload and that should fix it. Bear in mind also that I design the page so it looks good on my setup, if you don't like that you have two choices: you can bite me or pay me.

Speaking of goat's milk, if you have something/anything you think would look cool on my site (news, picture, poem, story, what have you) then by all or any means get it to me and I'll stick it somewhere... I get sick of looking at my own things.